For no other reason than this….

Published February 21, 2010 – 10:27pm by Nate

…It’s my blog.  This post is dedicated to my brother, who decides to write a new blog post at nofencesinheaven.blogspot.com approximately every 6-8 weeks six years.

My top 10 facts about Chuck Norris.

  1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  2. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
  3. Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
  4. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
  5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  7. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  9. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
  10. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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7 Comments

  1. Bek
    Posted February 22, 2010 at 11:33am | Permalink

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply
  2. Tab
    Posted February 22, 2010 at 1:49pm | Permalink

    What a guy!!! :) :)

    Reply
  3. ben
    Posted February 22, 2010 at 7:21pm | Permalink

    LOL chuck norris rules. I thought you would like to know that we are doing different topics for our sunday night youth group. the theme is “What the Bible Says about _________”. May 23rd is Chuck Norris.

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  4. Becky
    Posted April 4, 2010 at 5:28pm | Permalink

    *giggles* … These are just hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :)

    Reply
  5. MOM
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 9:13am | Permalink

    HILARIOUS!

    Reply
    • Nate
      Posted April 30, 2010 at 5:16pm | Permalink

      hahaha, I thought you might like that one….

      Reply

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